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GEORGE — lying. eating. failing upward.
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NEWMAN — menacing. surprisingly effective.
ELAINE — exhausted by everyone.
GEORGE — lying. eating. failing upward.
KRAMER — has a scheme. slides in uninvited.
NEWMAN — menacing. surprisingly effective.
ELAINE — exhausted by everyone.
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